Known as the physique transformation specialist with a twist, Dianne’s Living Fit Online™ program has helped thousands of people live stronger, healthier, happier lives. “While most people come to me with their eyes pointed on the aesthetic end of fitness, they ultimately come away not only looking great, but with a renewed outlook on life.” Dianne has trained personal, corporate, and online clients from all over the world using her 12-week proven system, which combines brief, enjoyable workouts (taking less than 4 hours per week to perform) great food, fun accountability tools, and guidance designed to train the whole person.
As I make my way to the elliptical... is it possible? Can I hear the soft whisper of a conversation coming from behind me? I know who it is... it's those nasty fat cells who have been making themselves at home on my backside for the past few years... and they're scared, really scared.
As I switch on the elliptical machine, I hear one of them say to the other, "Do you hear that beep? She's getting on that darned thing again... what's the deal?"
The other fat cell responds, "If she keeps this up, we're in real trouble. I'm tellin' you buddy, I thought I was losin' ya yesterday... you were fadin' brother."
"You don't look so hot yourself..." the other says, "Look, we just have to stick with our plan... we gotta hang in there for as long as we can... She'll break soon, she always does."
"Yeah," the fattest cell chimes in, "I really thought we had her yesterday when she got on the scale and...no drop, not even a half a pound!"
"Yeah, that was great! Weird, though, that usually sends her running for the donuts... but she just stepped off the scale with that look on her face and said, 'Soon... you mark my words. You fat cells are history this time, cuz I'm not giving up.'"
"That kinda scares me when she acts like that... you know, all calm and cool like she really means it."
In comes the Sergeant at Arms... "Okay troops, listen up - you're all in real trouble... I just came from upstairs... talked to the Mind and it sounds like this is it... she not backing down this time - you guys might as well pack your bags... looks like you're all outa here."
And, as my sad little fat cells pack their bags for the trip out, I hear one of them say, "Sheese, remember the good 'ol days when we used to get Pop Tarts for breakfast and cocktails EVERY night!"
"Yeah, and what the heck happened to all those great excuses she used to use... 'The meeting went too long... it's raining... I've got cramps... I have to get a pedicure...'"
"What the heck got into her, anyway?"
"I don't know, man... I think it has something to do with that stupid Living Fit program..."
Dianne Orwig, CPT, CFC, CYFI, is founder and creator of LivingFit Online. For more information on fitness and nutrition go to www.lovelivingfit.com.